Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

Darynda Jones
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run....
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run....
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run....
Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run....
About This Quote

The meaning of this quote is that you should not be afraid to get what you want. For example, if you wanted a new car, you should not be afraid to ask the salesman. If the salesman is rude or unhelpful, don't be afraid to ask someone else in the store. It's important not to be afraid of death or the unknown. When death does come knocking on your door, just run in the other direction.

Source: First Grave On The Right

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